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FUCK YOU, PHARAOH.
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?

Lesson One: Have Somewhere to Go.

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FUCK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.
WHEN CAN YOU START?

Lesson Two: Learn to Live Without a Boss.

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FUCK YOU, BABYLON.
WE TOOK IT WITH US.

Lesson Three: Keep God in the Building.

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FUCK YOU, ANTIOCHUS.
NOW WE’RE KINGS?

Lesson Four: If You Overthrow the King, Don’t Take His Chair.

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FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY.
WE’LL BE IN THE CAVE.

Lesson Five: When the Rules Are Wrong, Add More Rules.

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FUCK YOU, ROME.
ALL OF YOU?

LESSON SIX: Try rebranding.

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FUCK YOU, GOD.
WE TOOK A VOTE.

LESSON SEVEN: Stop asking follow-up questions.

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FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY.
GET YOUR OWN FOREFATHERS.

September 14

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FUCK YOU, CRUSADERS.
WE LIVE HERE.

September 21

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FUCK YOU, MAIMONIDES.
STOP THINKING.

September 28

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FUCK YOU, ENGLAND.
FRANCE?

September 28

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FUCK YOU, FERDINAND.
WHERE ARE WE GOING, PORTUGAL?

October 5

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FUCK YOU, COSSACKS.
WE JUST GOT SETTLED.

October 12

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FUCK YOU, AMSTERDAM.
HE’S TWENTY-THREE.

October 19

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FUCK YOU, MESSIAH.
YOU’RE MUSLIM NOW?

October 19

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FUCK YOU, GHETTO.
WE’RE EUROPEANS NOW.

October 19

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FUCK YOU, FRANCE.
APPARENTLY NOT.

October 19

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FUCK YOU, PROTOCOLS.
WE DIDN’T WRITE THAT.

October 19

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NO FUCKING LESSON.

October 19

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STILL THINKING LIKE JEWS.
NOW WE HAVE JETS.

October 19
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