Released
FUCK YOU, PHARAOH.
Lesson One: Have Somewhere to Go.Released
FUCK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.
WHEN CAN YOU START?
Lesson Two: Learn to Live Without a Boss.Released
FUCK YOU, BABYLON.
WE TOOK IT WITH US.
Lesson Three: Keep God in the Building.Released
FUCK YOU, ANTIOCHUS.
NOW WE’RE KINGS?
Lesson Four: If You Overthrow the King, Don’t Take His Chair.Released
FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY.
WE’LL BE IN THE CAVE.
Lesson Five: When the Rules Are Wrong, Add More Rules.Released
FUCK YOU, ROME.
ALL OF YOU?
LESSON SIX: Try rebranding.Released
FUCK YOU, GOD.
WE TOOK A VOTE.
LESSON SEVEN: Stop asking follow-up questions.Released
FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY.
GET YOUR OWN FOREFATHERS.
LESSON EIGHT: If you say something belongs to everybody, everybody may take you seriously.Released
FUCK YOU, CRUSADERS.
WE LIVE HERE.
LESSON NINE: Learn to appreciate what other people do for you.Released
FUCK YOU, FERDINAND.
WHERE ARE WE GOING, PORTUGAL?
LESSON TEN: Take yes for an answer.Released
FUCK YOU, COSSACKS.
WE JUST GOT SETTLED.
LESSON ELEVEN: Never unpack.Released
FUCK YOU, AMSTERDAM.
HE’S TWENTY-THREE.
LESSON TWELVE: Encourage independent thought. Somewhere else.Released
FUCK YOU, MESSIAH.
YOU’RE MUSLIM NOW?
LESSON THIRTEEN: Stop asking for evidence.Released
FUCK YOU, GHETTO.
WE’RE EUROPEANS NOW.
LESSON FOURTEEN: Read the whole offer.Coming
FUCK YOU, FRANCE.
APPARENTLY NOT.
November 3Coming
FUCK YOU, PROTOCOLS.
WE DIDN’T WRITE THAT.
November 10Coming
NO FUCKING LESSON.
November 17Coming
STILL THINKING LIKE JEWS.
NOW WE HAVE JETS.
November 24CANAAN11 DAYS →
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